heaven

[dwebj]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago….....'

[dwebj]

Opps, can this be moved to the joke spot sorry

[Swogie]

ahahaha that was a good one. I laughed.

[Brakiss]

took me a second but that was great!!

[Scored]

Hey bud.

[dwebj]

Hey buddy, where ya been hiding. Give the wife a hug from Ms and I.