In The Wizard's Hand (non-EQ)

[landcie69]

Hi.

You may not know me, but let me introduce myself.

I'm a board spammer. I go to boards on the Internet to post my useless websites, which usually have absolutely nothing to do with the subject matter of the board that I'm posting on. It's my job to prey on the weak and stupid, which is ironic considering how weasely I am.

Now that you know me, I hope you continue to spurn and chastize me because it's people like me that ruin your whole Internet experience.

Thanks, and I hope I get a boil on my taint as punishment.