Hey ya Just. WB to game. We had some killer times back in FA. Like Zah said, join the chat channel.

Men are just happier people. NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch; they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John wil...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him a...

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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women Have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.' The boy, pleased with the answer, ...

Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends....

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. 'We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,' said one trooper. 'Tell me! Did you find her?' Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at ...

Hey buddy, I'm a flake but got off my Duff and finally got sponsoring done.

What Do You Do All Day? A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of th...

Dear Diary: Northern Missouri Winters, Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in Northern Mo. It is so beautiful here. The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the seasons. This is truly God's Country. Oct. 14 -...

Finally, the guys' side of the story(I must admit, it's pretty good). We always hear "The Rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to wo...

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?" The second hunter says, "I don...

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a Particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordi...

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'. One year Esther and Morris went to the ...

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very se...