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- Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:20 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
Pearls and Swine A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces. He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want ...
- Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:40 am
- Forum: General
- Topic: Thanksgiving Quest
- Replies: 4
- Views: 10882
Re: Thanksgiving Quest
I think my Thanksgiving Quest this year is gonna be a short run to the KFC zone, to acquire the fabled "Box of Chicken" from Teenager du'Zit. After all, tradeskills are teh Debil.
- Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:52 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Gimpy the blunder pally
- Replies: 6
- Views: 13588
Re: Gimpy the blunder pally
Welcome back, Varthon. Research your epic!
- Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:49 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
MY LIVING WILL Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged my stereo, and threw out my wine.
- Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:13 am
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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A Pilot Joke Two blind pilots board the plane wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glanci...
- Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:28 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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The Golf Incident There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife. One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round. On the 12th hole, he sliced a drive over by a grounds-keepers' shack. Although he did not have a clea...
- Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:15 am
- Forum: Long-Term Care Facility
- Topic: The ending of a saga
- Replies: 8
- Views: 31750
Re: The ending of a saga
Have lots of fun in WoW, Rob, and if the game isn't for you, we'll still be here. Be sure to say hi to everyone over there from us!
- Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:27 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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Funny Overhead Statement
"I had a drunk & stoned hippie once tell me he won't use deodorant because he "doesn't want all those chemicals in my body." The irony was lost on him."
..and c'mon guys, I know you got funny stuff you really want to share!
"I had a drunk & stoned hippie once tell me he won't use deodorant because he "doesn't want all those chemicals in my body." The irony was lost on him."
..and c'mon guys, I know you got funny stuff you really want to share!
- Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:32 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
A Classic Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate. "God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair! Send some company for Your sake!" God replied "OK, I have just the thing. Keep you warm and relaxed all ...
- Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:26 am
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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Smuggling Operation. There was a man who was working as border patrol officer on the United States/Mexican border. Every week, there was a gentleman riding a bike who would cross the border carrying two large bags of sand. The border patrol officer would always stop this man, and search through the...
Re: Sky Show
Does anyone else here remember the horrible 80's movie "Night of the Comet"?
Better watch out for those killer comets...
Better watch out for those killer comets...
- Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:55 am
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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Some Quickies Q: What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? A: Anyone Can Roast Beef. Q: Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? A: Right Where You Left Him. Q: Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? A: Because It Scares The Dog. Q: How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Sa...
- Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:09 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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A Minor Misunderstanding A lanky Texan was mad because Texas had just become the second largest state in the Union, so he made up his mind to move to Alaska. He drove for three days and three nights to get there and finally he came to what looked like the state line. He halted his car and walked up...
- Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:24 am
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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A Pub Tale One dusty July afternoon, somewhere around the turn of the century, Patrick Malone was in Mulcahey's Bar, bending an elbow with the other street car conductors from the Brooklyn Traction Company. While they were discussing the merits of a local ring hero, the bar goes silent. Malone turn...
- Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:24 am
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
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New Boots An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife "notice anything different about me?"...