Hi there.

We don't want your schill on our board, so pardon me while I delete you. And as another side note, this is an Everquest board, and we don't condone WoW, Runescape, or any other advertisements on our board.

Go away and don't register again.

Signed,

The Management.

Happy Birthday, Mac! Hope it's a good'un!

Headaches Seems this fellow was suffering from terrific headaches, and went to his doctor about it. The physician made a number of tests, and informed the man that the only thing for his headaches was castration. After a few more months, the headaches became so intense that the man agreed to the op...

Here's wishing to one and all a very Happy Thanksgiving! May it be spent with joy with all your friends and family.

Those are some adorable dogs. The shepard reminds me of my old dog Sheppy (I didn't name him), too cute for words! Ruby is beautiful too!

LIQUID ASSETS If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would...

Quickie

I took a Viagra, but it got stuck in my throat. I had a stiff neck for hours.

I am told the story is true... however I can not claim its validity... makes it even grosser, doesn't it?

Veternary Observational First-year students at Auburn University Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine i...

Quickie

A masochist and a sadist get married.

On the wedding night, the masochist screams "BEAT ME. KICK ME. WHIP ME".

The sadist just smiles, and says "no".

This amused the hell out of me, and I can't stop giggling:

Part 1: http://users.skynet.be/weske/LOTR/catapult1id.gif

Part 2: http://users.skynet.be/weske/LOTR/catapult7kc.gif

Enjoy!

Best of luck on your travels and your upcoming nuptuals, and feel free to drop by anytime to say hello! Be safe.

Hunting Dog The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager to show off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next hunting trip. Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell, the dog walked on the surface of the water, retrieved the duck an...

I gotta say, I really like this tune, and hey, I learned something!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

Particle physics, a device that could "potentially" create a black hole, and rap! Dig it!

Sharp points on piercers, clearly.