Terror wrote:Rot, that doesn't mean you get to invade my stock of gerbils

I am both disturbed... and intrigued!

It's all good, Terror. Real life > EQ, and we'll be here when you get the chance to return!

Ah, we do care. It's been fixed. Good hearing from you again!

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009/03/31/t ... -ever-see/

I can't stop laughing. Either the designer was a genius, or a moron. You decide!

Oh, you're a clever one there, aren't you, derftn2003? Trying to sneak in RuneScape advertisements onto our board. Well guess what? Here's the door, I hope it smacks your ass on the way out. For what it's worth, you should really learn the meaning of the word "demographic". Suck it and die...

Infidelity An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" Mar...

On the Bus You are on the bus when you suddenly realize... you have a lot of gas pain. The music is really loud, so you time your "gas-passing" with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring...

Quickie

A widow was asked by a friend what she had done with her husband's ashes.

She replied, "I mixed them with some marijuana, rolled a joint and smoked it. It was the best he'd made me feel in 20 years."

One Wish One afternoon a guy is walking along a solitary beach in the middle of nowhere when he trips over something buried in the sand. After digging around a little, he pulls out an old oil lamp, and as he's dusting it off, a genie emerges from the bottle in a dramatic puff of smoke. "Holy c...

Horse and Chicken A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. He drives the farmer's Mercedes...

Of Leopards, Dogs, and Monkeys One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo no...

Curse you, Brakiss! Now I've got soda all over my keyboard and monitor!

Twins Once upon a time there were two (as opposed to three) identical twins, who, in defiance of all we know about the genetic basis of intelligence, were anything but identical mentally. One of them was, quite frankly, stupid, while the other was very sharp indeed. In fact, he was a master of read...

I'm sure I'm gonna get smacked for this one... Q: What's the difference between a lady of the evening, a mistress, and a wife? A: The lady of the evening says, "Are you done yet?", a mistress says, "You're done already?", and a wife says, "Beige! I think I'll paint the ceil...

I happened to stumble across this site recently, and now it's become one of my current favorites:

http://www.zooborns.com/

If you don't "Awww" and "Oh that's so cute" after seeing some of these pictures, clearly you have no heart.

This coming from a necro... shocking!