Oh my goodness, this was absolutely brilliant. Well done!

Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody

Thank you for your creations, Jim Henson!

Q: What has four legs and an arm?

A: A happy pitbull.

(before you go off telling me that this is an awful joke and that pitbulls get a bad rap for being mean dogs, I just want to say that I've known plenty of friendly and loving pitbulls, and that this is just a joke, dangit!)

Never give up. I introduced my wife to video gaming, and she's really getting the hang of it. A little love and patience, and soon you'll have a gaming partner!

Good tidings, poster of the name "ugg13boot". I just wanted to let you know that all of your solicitous posts have been permanently purged from our message board. In the future, if you wish to peddle your wares on a board, this is not the place for them. In fact, I hope you understand that...

Go take care of real life, and the proverbial light will be on for your return. Be safe!

Howdy, Talos! Hope things are going well in your corner of the world.

I saw Zombieland last night. Holy moley mother of frijole... that movie was HILARIOUS! I figured I was going to enjoy it, because I like the genre, but I was completely blown away by how much I truly enjoyed it! Trust me, if you like comedy/horror cross-overs, this is definitely one to see. I even l...

The Biologist and the Pun... Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins. He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inventive genius, he came up with a serum that would make dolphins live forever! Of course he was ecstatic. But he s...

Heyas Lorie! Hope things are going well for you in your corner of the world.

Howdy, Blue!

I understand your "re-learn"ing issue. I took a year off and started playing again, and I feel like a complete newbie. Ah well, I guess the horse can't throw too far... Hope to catch you in game soon!

Hello, Mens. I do not have a current e-mail or # for Pavel, but you might want to try the WoW Sawed-Off board (http://www.sawed-off.org/board) and check to see if you can find him there. I believe he went to play WoW a while back (I may be wrong, but I believe that's the case) so it's possible he's ...

Heyas, Malkar! Yep, Walkers is still chugging along, although I've been pretty much out of game and here on the board. Sometime when I get the itch, I'll jump back into game, although it'll be like I'm a newbie all over again. :mrgreen: Been a long time, glad to see you're still alive and kicking! G...

Tailgater: A True Story (although I have no proof it's true, I'm told that it is, so I'm passing it along with that assumption) A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the cros...

Hey, I'm almost 40 (oh my goodness, I'm almost 40!) and I still like S'mores!

Fieni! Great to hear from you! Hope all is well and good in your corner of the world.