Be good, Ogga. You're a class act and you'll be missed. Feel free to stop by here and say hello from time to time!

Old Blue A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company. He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend; seems like they've got a problem, and she needs a thousand dollars to take care of it. The boy ...

Voices on High A burglar is looting a house when he hears the words "Jesus is watching you!" He nearly jumps out of skin and looks around. He hears it again "Jesus is watching you!" He finally sees a parrot in a cage. He laughs and asks "Is your name Jesus?" The parrot...

Well, it's been quite some time since I've updated this post, so here goes... and be forewarned, if this joke causes your IQ to drop, I am not responsible in any way.

Q: What has seven balls, and screws old ladies?

A: The lottery.

Remember, I am not responsible.

Try close to 1 yard of it, Gild. One yard. One flippin' dense packed ice infused back-breaking yard.

Maryland, eh? I'm in Silver Spring, so we're enjoying the same snowpocalypse! And, it's happening again today! JOY! Even better, the flight which was cancelled on Sunday was moved to Tuesday. Guess what? That one was cancelled, too! I love snow, but I hate it when snow ruins my trips out of the stat...

I'm sure a number of you EastCoasters are in the same predicament, but as of right now, I have a 5 foot snowdrift on my back patio. Looks like we've got ourselves at a bare minimum of 2 feet on flat areas, and the snow is supposed to continue for most of the rest of the day. Best part, I'm supposed ...

Ogga party! Folks, lock up your daughters...

Not enough scales for my taste... but there is tail, so it's acceptable.

Sawed-Off is a great group of people (many of course are former Walkers, although I would technically say still Walkers because they're still family) and I'm sure you're going to have some great adventures with them in WoW! Have fun, stop by and chat once in a while, and if the EQ itch needs scratch...

Enjoy real life, it's a challenge worth enduring!

Best of luck to y'all, and always feel free to stop by and say hello at the board! And, if for some reason the itch hits and the game calls to you, Walkers will be there ready to play, no doubt!

I expect magna cum laude, Swogie...

Seriously, keep up the good work, sounds like you're taking to college very well!

People know the name of the game, but now they aren't given a URL for WebSpam.

You missed another individual posting advertisements for Runescape, and failing miserably to mask it. So, in the interests of not wasting any more space on my server, I gave the poster the hardcore boot to the backside.

Mess with the bull, you get the horns... mess with the dragon, you get the teeth.

Hey, douchebag.

We don't want your crap on this board.

In fact, enjoy your last few seconds of being on this board before I pop you like the zit on humanity that you are.

Good effin' bye.