The question is...

...can you /shout "I want to be a gnome monk"?

Scary thought...

...and what a great April Fools joke!

Hippo Birdie Two Ewes! Congratulations on another successful trip aroud the sun!

Anniversary Gift Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. W...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 902014.ece

I KNEW IT!

Without him, many of the MMORPG's out there today might not exist:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax

Rest in peace, Gary.

Quickie "That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in a bar. "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been she said she'd spent the night with her sister Shirle...

Way to go, man. I don't think I'd have the guts to step into a ring and do something like that!

http://www.sawed-off.org is where a lot of Walkers went when they moved over to WoW. There's a few others if I'm not mistaken, but that's the one I know.

Good to hear from you again!

Good Ears A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they...

It's the recession, clearly!

...and making whoppie? That reminds me so much of this: http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/109

Optimism Harry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "Well, it could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely black, so dreadful, that even Harry...

Snake Joke The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out. Says he, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us li...

Larry and Sam One day, Larry the Lobster and Sam the Clam were having dinner, discussing their future plans and what they wanted to do with their lives. Larry said, "You know, I really want to be an artist, maybe making scupltures or painting pictures." Sam said, "That sounds nice, b...