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by Crymea
Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:39 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I want to download XRumer with discount !!
Replies: 5
Views: 28324

Re: I want to download XRumer with discount !!

Douchebags never go away, do they?
by Crymea
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:06 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Riverdane
Replies: 7
Views: 30475

Re: Riverdane

Wow, I'm so very sorry to hear that. He was a good man, and I'm glad I got to meet him and hang out with him in Vegas. I will never forget the drunken Karaoke night, and his look of surprise when I managed to hit the high note in "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road"! I will be sure to toast him to...
by Crymea
Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:58 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
Replies: 184
Views: 626287

Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!

Names One day, a daughter walked up to her mother and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" The mother replied, "On the day you were born, a rose fell upon your head." Another daughter asked her mother, "Mom, why did you name me Robin?" The mother replied, "On t...
by Crymea
Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:58 am
Forum: General
Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
Replies: 184
Views: 626287

Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!

State of the Union A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" The man replied, "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're aski...
by Crymea
Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:40 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
Replies: 184
Views: 626287

Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!

Rain

If a small child asks you where rain comes from, I think a reasonable response is simply that "God is crying." And, if he asks you why God is crying, the only possible answer is "Probably because of something you did."
by Crymea
Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:44 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
Replies: 184
Views: 626287

Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!

Math and Professions A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked to add 2 and 2. The housewife replied, "Four!". The accountant said, "It's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spread sheet one more time." The lawyer pulled the drapes, dimmed the lights and ...
by Crymea
Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:51 am
Forum: General
Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
Replies: 184
Views: 626287

Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!

The Blond Triumverate

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: I think I'm drunk.

Q: What's the call of a disappointed blonde?
A: I *said*, I *think* I'm drunk!

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
by Crymea
Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:17 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
Replies: 184
Views: 626287

Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!

I did a small soda spittake from that one, nice!

Dang, and I haven't been keeping up on my jokes recently... I'll be back with one later!
by Crymea
Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:09 am
Forum: Announcements
Topic: For those who want to create an account on this board.
Replies: 0
Views: 33320

For those who want to create an account on this board.

First of all, good morning. Due to the influx of board spammers that have decided that this is the place they want to tout their wares, I've made an executive decision that accounts will only be created by the administrators of this board. Since this is an EverQuest forum, there's no need for all th...
by Crymea
Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:57 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Content removed
Replies: 2
Views: 16824

Re: Watch Kendra Sex Tape

No. Goodbye.
by Crymea
Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:36 pm
Forum: General
Topic: jklm484
Replies: 7
Views: 29730

Re: jklm484

He's gone, daddy, gone... gone, gone gone.

Silly spammers, eat hot death.
by Crymea
Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Things that make me weep for humanity.
Replies: 5
Views: 27091

Re: Things that make me weep for humanity.

Status update:

It appears I've made the appropriate people aware of their mistake:

Image

I love how they put the word in quotes! Hi-larious! :D
by Crymea
Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:41 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Things that make me weep for humanity.
Replies: 5
Views: 27091

Re: Things that make me weep for humanity.

Sorry, Zah, I love ya... but :lol:
by Crymea
Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:06 am
Forum: General
Topic: Things that make me weep for humanity.
Replies: 5
Views: 27091

Things that make me weep for humanity.

Please note, this is a real sign in the garage right across the street from my office.

http://cheezburger.com/View/4152277504

If you don't notice the problem, you're part of the problem.
by Crymea
Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:02 am
Forum: Screenshots
Topic: love this article
Replies: 1
Views: 19098

Re: love this article

That wasn't an article, that was my penis.

And yes, what's not to love?

And, btw, don't post at this board again.

Eat hot death, boardspammer.