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- Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:39 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: I want to download XRumer with discount !!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 33681
Re: I want to download XRumer with discount !!
Douchebags never go away, do they?
Re: Riverdane
Wow, I'm so very sorry to hear that. He was a good man, and I'm glad I got to meet him and hang out with him in Vegas. I will never forget the drunken Karaoke night, and his look of surprise when I managed to hit the high note in "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road"! I will be sure to toast him to...
- Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:58 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
- Views: 661829
Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
Names One day, a daughter walked up to her mother and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" The mother replied, "On the day you were born, a rose fell upon your head." Another daughter asked her mother, "Mom, why did you name me Robin?" The mother replied, "On t...
- Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:58 am
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
- Views: 661829
Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
State of the Union A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" The man replied, "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're aski...
- Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:40 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
- Views: 661829
Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
Rain
If a small child asks you where rain comes from, I think a reasonable response is simply that "God is crying." And, if he asks you why God is crying, the only possible answer is "Probably because of something you did."
If a small child asks you where rain comes from, I think a reasonable response is simply that "God is crying." And, if he asks you why God is crying, the only possible answer is "Probably because of something you did."
- Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:44 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
- Views: 661829
Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
Math and Professions A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked to add 2 and 2. The housewife replied, "Four!". The accountant said, "It's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spread sheet one more time." The lawyer pulled the drapes, dimmed the lights and ...
- Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:51 am
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
- Views: 661829
Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
The Blond Triumverate
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: I think I'm drunk.
Q: What's the call of a disappointed blonde?
A: I *said*, I *think* I'm drunk!
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: I think I'm drunk.
Q: What's the call of a disappointed blonde?
A: I *said*, I *think* I'm drunk!
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
- Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:17 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
- Replies: 184
- Views: 661829
Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
I did a small soda spittake from that one, nice!
Dang, and I haven't been keeping up on my jokes recently... I'll be back with one later!
Dang, and I haven't been keeping up on my jokes recently... I'll be back with one later!
- Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:09 am
- Forum: Announcements
- Topic: For those who want to create an account on this board.
- Replies: 0
- Views: 40427
For those who want to create an account on this board.
First of all, good morning. Due to the influx of board spammers that have decided that this is the place they want to tout their wares, I've made an executive decision that accounts will only be created by the administrators of this board. Since this is an EverQuest forum, there's no need for all th...
- Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:57 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Content removed
- Replies: 2
- Views: 20343
Re: Watch Kendra Sex Tape
No. Goodbye.
Re: jklm484
He's gone, daddy, gone... gone, gone gone.
Silly spammers, eat hot death.
Silly spammers, eat hot death.
- Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:15 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Things that make me weep for humanity.
- Replies: 5
- Views: 31238
Re: Things that make me weep for humanity.
Status update:
It appears I've made the appropriate people aware of their mistake:
I love how they put the word in quotes! Hi-larious!
It appears I've made the appropriate people aware of their mistake:
I love how they put the word in quotes! Hi-larious!
- Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:41 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Things that make me weep for humanity.
- Replies: 5
- Views: 31238
Re: Things that make me weep for humanity.
Sorry, Zah, I love ya... but
- Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:06 am
- Forum: General
- Topic: Things that make me weep for humanity.
- Replies: 5
- Views: 31238
Things that make me weep for humanity.
Please note, this is a real sign in the garage right across the street from my office.
http://cheezburger.com/View/4152277504
If you don't notice the problem, you're part of the problem.
http://cheezburger.com/View/4152277504
If you don't notice the problem, you're part of the problem.
- Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:02 am
- Forum: Screenshots
- Topic: love this article
- Replies: 1
- Views: 21898
Re: love this article
That wasn't an article, that was my penis.
And yes, what's not to love?
And, btw, don't post at this board again.
Eat hot death, boardspammer.
And yes, what's not to love?
And, btw, don't post at this board again.
Eat hot death, boardspammer.