A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explo...

Wow that's funny hehe, my Mom saw it on the news as well, in Michigan. This happened a block away from where I work. It was the semi driver's fault, as he went through when the signal was on. Looks like he's going to be facing charges. Also, i'd imagine given the amount of damage caused, his driving...

The other day there was a bad accident involving the light rail (commuter train) near where I work. A semi trailer attempted to go through an intersection while the signal was on, and got split in two by the train. No serious injuries, but it did mess up train routing for a couple days. http://www.b...

You live in Silver spring huh Crymea? Cool. I live in Westminster. You're not far from where I live at all, only about an hour south of me, towards DC. I've been through silver spring on the way to DC before. We got at least 2 feet of snow and it really screwed things up for that week. My work close...

We got dumped on by snow in Maryland too. Where I live, we got about a foot and a half. I had a real fun time digging my car out of the snowbank today. I park on the side of the road, so that totally sucked. Someone came by with a snowplow and helped me out though, which was awesome. We are expected...

Hope to see some of you around this weekend . I'm looking forward to becoming a member, though i'm not sure what the next step of the process of that is. Hopefully i'll get a chance to actually do something with some folks this weekend, like xp group or something. I'm down for anything

I'll talk to you all more about joining next time I see you online. I will be online this weekend (actually starting thursday night late. I haven't really been on this week at all. Too busy trying to squeeze sleeping in in between leaving work in the morning and returning the same night. The vast ma...

Quite like I look now, I would imagine (I'd post a screenshot, but Work blocks photobucket - so I will later.)

Cool illusion though

That would probably be me. I have no tolerance for heat at all, doubt I could handle a Texas bowl of chili, lol.

thanks!

Oh man, this has been so entertaining to read through. Great thread to make my work evening more enjoyable. I should try and come up with a few.. :D Oh! This is a classic. (long) Judge #3 (Frank) was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recen...

Hey, I finally got on the forums and posted my introduction :D My main character in Shinreineko, it may be a familiar name to some - i've been around in this game for quite a long time. I just came back from retirement and one of your current members, who I knew long ago in Order of the Divine Drago...