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- Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:15 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
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Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't ...
- Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:10 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
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Walking into the bar, Rick said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Rick replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees.&...
- Wed May 25, 2011 2:15 pm
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- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
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Re: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
An old prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of t...
- Sat May 14, 2011 2:19 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
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WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white...
- Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:29 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Stopping by to say hi
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Stopping by to say hi
Was killing time and thought it was about time to stop in, sorry to see things slowed down. We're still alive and kicking and Mzhapp is still as mean as ever. Been playing a new MMO called Forsaken World, pretty nice game for a free game. If you guys ever get the urge for something diffrent we'd lov...
- Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:58 pm
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- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife aga...
- Mon May 24, 2010 11:50 am
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- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
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SIxty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You tak...
- Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:28 pm
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- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper... "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. T...
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:07 pm
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- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
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Sam & Ben Ben and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Ben didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Ben hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam ...
Re: heaven
Hey buddy, where ya been hiding. Give the wife a hug from Ms and I.
Re: heaven
Opps, can this be moved to the joke spot sorry
heaven
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I di...
- Thu May 28, 2009 2:37 pm
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- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
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In West Virginia a hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, born of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vis...
- Wed May 27, 2009 2:56 pm
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- Topic: Stupid joke of the day, feel free to add your own!
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A HILLBILLY LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY ...
- Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:40 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: I have to stay off of Craigslist
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I have to stay off of Craigslist
Just trying out this Imageshack thing, seeing if I can make it work. The Shepard is out new addition to the family, Ruby the Rotty there seems to have taken to him ok. BTW, that's and old couch they are allowed on, wife would kill me if they got on the other. http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5097/...